I peed onto a stick this morning.

I happened to have a spare stick left over from when we were surprised by Flipper back in August 2007.

I peed on a stick because Aunt Flo is a week over due.

Am I trying to have get two lines? (Are you fracking kidding me?)

Would I be upset if I *did* get two lines? (Devastated for about 5 minutes then when reality kicks in, I would be ok/happy with it).

Did I get two lines? It was inconclusive.

Did I go to the pharmacy and buy two more pee-sticks (of varying brands). Are you fracking kidding me?

Did my horoscope forecast for the year say it would be *stellarly fantastic year to have a baby*? Yes.

Did that make me at any time feel like I *want* two lines? Are you fracking kidding me?!

The first of the two new pee-sticks was a big fat resounding negative.

Tomorrow morning (the early morning test) will be the clincher.

Anyone popping over to say hello to my blog tomorrow morning?

ARE YOU FRACKING KIDDING ME?

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