Dropping in…

On August 27, 2009, in Africa, Bad Service, SA Commentary, Web Stuff, by ness

The lengths I’m having to resort to, to get a decent internet connection, are mind-boggling. Really.

Right now I’m borrowing my MOM’s 3G modem.  I mean, seriously. My Mom’s!? Yes. It has come to this.

Bottom line, our disgustingly expensive 3G contract is up (thank god), my usual coffee shop’s wifi connection is down, the new WiFi installation we were going to get THIS WEEK from Hellkom (Telkom) has been called of by them, because ‘they can no longer supply the product’ – the mind boggles at this companies inefficiency and grip on the market (yes they have the entire country by the balls) and the OTHER company we are planning to go with are not sure if our ‘good’ coverage by them is sufficient for the 10 gig package we want to get from them. They would prefer our house fall into their ‘excellent’ coverage area for that particular package.  Okay, hold on a sec, let me just MOVE MY HOUSE.

Somewhere, in a plush corporate office there are executives in Armani suits and silk ties, smoking backwoods cigars and laughing their fat big broadbanded backsides at me.

Dear Great One of Teh Interwebz:

Please I can haz broadbands?

‘K Thx Bai.

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Extreme Dental Makeover

On August 25, 2009, in Health & Beauty, by ness

I really want to get my teeth done.

They’re not bad. But they’re not Hollywood great either.

They’re straight (thanks to two sets of braces in my first and last year of high school).

But I have a dead tooth. That sounds attractive right? Right now you’re picturing some poor 1950′s iron curtain refugee with like three teeth in her gums right? Complete with frayed headscarf.

Ha ha.

Okay, not quite.

I have a full mouth of teeth. The dead tooth is a fraction darker than my other teeth, only really noticed if I tell you about it. It has a temporary veneer applied over it, which makes it look practically the same as my other teeth. But this lady wants the whole front row re done with some really swish shiny porcelain veneers.

If I had gaps, then I would get dental implants Plano, but thanks to a grand total of 3 years in braces and several pre-molar extractions, I don’t have any unsightly gaps. You’d think after three years in braces I wouldn’t want anyone else near my teeth, but, just like I’m tempted to get the whole ‘mommy makeover’ cut/lift/tuck n perk thing happening, I figure teeth is a great place to start :)

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Just a Quick One

On August 19, 2009, in Global Issues, Money, by ness

How are you guys all finding the ‘global recession’?

Have any of you gone through any belt tightening exercises?

Hubby and I are budgeting like mad. For the first time in years, I am drawing up menu plans for 2 weeks, doing one very frugal grocery shop per week, and then we get bread/milk every few days – as we need it.  It is making a huge difference to our bottom line. Scary to think that while we’ve been coasting along, we’ve probably been quite careless with our finances as a result.

I’m glad that we’re refocusing on all of this, and I think we’re laying the foundations for a good financial year ahead if we stick to this.

We’re reducing our household insurance too, and taking a few things off ‘all risks’ to reduce the over all costs. Bundled with this, is our car insurance, but the hubby has taken it upon himself to get new auto insurance quotes to see if we can save there too. I mean ultimately insurance is really money for nothing, until you need it right?

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My first born, is 4 years old today.

It is crazy how many grey hairs I have plucked/dyed since then. Seriously.

Oh but his sweet face is all I need to remind me that every last minute has been worth it.

His arrival heralded the introduction of a new me. A new totally unselfish me. A me that could withstand incredible sleep deprivation and still function as a person.  When he arrived, I became a mommy.

Here are some SOOC (straight out of the camera) shots that I took this morning. I literally picked up my camera, put down my “I am a photographer so every shot has to be perfect” hat, and just captured the moments.

Yeah, I totally misspelled ‘destruction’. I’m not changing it either. Call me a rebel.

Yeah this is exactly why you should *never* use your on board flash if you can help it :) I’m like sew living on the edge man!

Bad photo or not – am I biased if I say this bubs is like totally cute?

But let me not get carried away with the baby, when it’s actually the eldests birthday!

How old are you today pumpkin?

Yeah, I totally misspelled destruction, yet again.

Okay, maybe one more… of the baby…

Okay, back to the birthday boy!

I was really surprised at how well they played together. Skip wasn’t selfish at ALL about his new stuff, in fact he had a blast showing Flipper how everything worked, and even handed daddy all the small bits “so he don’t put it in his mouf, daddy” – hows that for a future prefect? (A future prefect whose mother has systematically misspelled destruction at least three times…knowingly…)

Aaah, but the face? Makes me wish Christmas was next month. I love giving them stuff.

Why yes your honour, I did in fact think that buying him combat helicopters and camouflage tanks would be okay…

Yes. That’s mummy’s little leader of the free world!

Skippy is kneeling next to the bed, but still – seriously, how tall is my 16 month old baby when on his feet? I mean, seriously?

With all the crazy baking that I’ve been doing the last two days, cake for school, fresh muffins for breakfast this morning, and another cake for this afternoon when the family come around for tea, I’m seriously going to need to read up about alli pills to drop some weight artificially! Because day-yam, this much sugar can’t be good for anyone!

Okay, time to run. I have chicken to defrost, whack with a kitchen hammer thingy, stuff with ham and mild mustard, flour, egg and breadcrumb, and fry. (Why yes your honour I *did* think eating fried chicken was good for my ass). Then there’s that second cake to bake too…I have an hour….((GASP)).

Hit publish and run!!!

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Well, Guten Tag to great-great-grandpa August. Make sure you pronounce his name properly… Saying Ow-Goost should do nicely.

In case you missed it, do go and take a look at yesterdays post of Ow-goosts wife Vil-hell-meena and the restoration that I did on her half of the photograph.

Here’s the original scan of Great-great-grandpops. He has fared slightly better than gg-grandma in terms of the aging of the photograph. So not too much work to do on him other than remove a scratch that is running downwards through his left eye (HIS left) and down on to his cheek.

Of course the whole photograph has discoloured over the years – well I suppose that’s not really a term one uses for something that was monochromatic in the first place. Let’s just say that it has aged and dramatically yellowed with time.

Isn’t it amazing that it’s lasted so long? At least 150 years. Amazing.

So um about that beard gg-pops? Was that fashionable at the time?

To have even been photographed all those years ago, he must have been a man of some standing, and judging by the fine detailing on the tie, it appears to be made of silk.

Vil-hell-meena’s frock is certainly nothing to sniff at either, because again, one can see that this is a fairly swish looking fabric with intricate detailing.

Again, I can’t imagine what it must have been like all those years go, battling the elements in a harsh environment, in a colony so, so far from home.

Anyhoo. Here’s a closer look at great-great-grandpops.

I find myself staring at this photograph and wondering what was he like?

Did he smoke a funny shaped pipe?

Was he a kind man?

I know that they had a fair amount of land and kept horses (there’s a piece of my own personal puzzle solved) but I suppose in those days it was a case of HORSE or WALK.

Amazing to think that he would never have laid eyes on a car in his lifetime.

What would he think of aeroplanes these days?

Of Cell Phones and the Space Shuttle?

Of walking on the moon, and a possible mission to mars!?

When you think about it, we really are only just a few spandex suits away from the future as envisioned by Buck Rogers, Star Ranger of the year 2025.

Did he know his waistcoat buttons were undone? Did he care? Did he look at the photograph later when he would have received it, and smack his forehead and give the German Namibian colonial equivalent of ‘Doh!’

Did things like life insurance leads exist back then?

Anyway, here’s the final piece after having restored, reshaped, flipped and recolorizing the newly restored photograph.

I had it printed out to A4 for my mom, and well without tooting my own trumpet, it looks really great.

At first I restored it to pure black and white. But there really is something romantic, about a subtle sepia hint, just a little something to show that it’s not merely a constructional piece, but that it represents something which has really witnessed the passage of time.

I’m glad that I’m going to have a piece of family history to show my boys one day.

Where ever in the world we end up living, I’ll be able to show them a piece of their family history, and I will be able to tell them about August and Wilhelmina Schroder the German husband and wife who left their native land of Germany and boarded a ship, to go and live in a colony at South West Africa (Namibia).

I suppose in a way, history is sort of repeating itself.

I wonder what my butt will look like in a spandex suit in 2025?

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